Mortuary Mail - Who died in the silliest way?
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![[Loïc Gijsemans from Facebook asks: Who of the ghosts died in the silliest way?] [Dmitri: "Perhaps not silliest, but I must share."] [Dmitri: "You see these bullet holes, no?"] [Dmitri: "Wouldn't you know it, but my organs are not where you may be thinking they are! And actually, bullets sustain my life many months."] [Dmitri: "It was not until getting an ice cream that magnets on nearby truck completely..."] [Dmitri thinks] [Dmitri: "Actually, perhaps that story is quite horrifying. But what expectations did you have? Death is not exactly like walking on cakes."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_1ad0106a8852436e904134751ec00384~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_6370,al_c,q_90,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/dcd43a_1ad0106a8852436e904134751ec00384~mv2.jpg)
